Sweet A’s beloved friend, Adorable D, is
getting married in June and the bridesmaids gave her a bachelorette party last night. It was a
wild night in the city from what I hear. Yesterday afternoon Sweet A and Crazy K dressed all in black with hoodies drawn tight around their faces and hid behind the restrooms at Hampton Beach, where Adorable D's fiancee, Trusty G, promised to deliver her. Not to be outdone by other transparent kidnapping ruses, A and K literally bagged D, tied her up with a rope, and put her in the car. (They had let hints drop so Adorable D would
not freak out or have a heart attack or, worst of all, bite them, but apparently the kidnapping had its desired
affect including screams, jumping back, and best of all, assuming a Ninja pose of defense).
The day and evening went on to include a big limo with an entertaining driver,
much drinking, a feisty, full participation visit to a female impersonator club, a blow up man doll named Tyrone who
accompanied them around the city, more drinking, club dancing, more drinking, and collapse in the wee hours at a
nice hotel in Cambridge. Needless to say when they arrived here at noon today they were badly in
need of coffee. And food. They are a lovely, funny bunch of young women… just
delicious. Here’s the menu:
Sweet A created a CD of their favorite music to
play in the limo as they cruised around the city, beginning with, of course, Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies". She made a (legal) copy for each of the ladies and left them with me. A CD was tucked into a little Easter basket filled with tiny Dove
chocolates and gummy bears placed at each setting.
Having eaten and downed gallons of coffee, they are all mellow
and dozing on the sofa in the living room, chatting away, laughing, wonderful
sounds.
The house will be all too quiet when they leave all too soon.
